January 18, 2007

  • 4 Years ago, I got an instant message from some random person.

    [Random]:hey
    [Vinh]: Who is this?
    [Random]: Ish me amy
    [Vinh]: I don't know an Amy and what is an "ish"
    [Random]: oh sowwy
    [Vinh]: the fuck?

    User Random is not available

    How could I have known that it was an omen. An omen signaling THE DEATH OF ENGLISH

    Since those 4 years, English has been butchered left and right. Senseless butchering that doesn't even make sense.

    Example : Historicall noat: Dis is de verie music dat convincd DJ Jeanie to be frenz wif Mirander

    Come
    on! I can understand if you're trying to shorten your words but
    Historical is an extra l away from being spelled correctly. You have
    more incorrectly spelled words than correct words. Now I'll never know.
    Why?

    Because I felt so angry, I stabbed my eyes with a pencil to stop the pain. Oprah calls that self empowerment.

    But
    what really grinds my gears (+3 points for Family Guy reference), is
    that in those scant 4 years, children at the age of 14 are now 18 and
    are still spelling this way in college.

    If you're one of the people who still type that way in college... You need your ass kicked.

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