February 4, 2009

  • 1. I am writing this at work.
    2. I went to a beach in Bangkok, Thailand and saw a topless moaning
    exotic beauty get her tattoo 10 feet away from me. My parents were also
    with me.
    3. The knuckle on my right middle finger is abnormally large when I make a fist. Wanna see?
    4. I once thought I got locked in the bathroom of the GSU at Boston
    University for a couple of minutes. Who puts bathroom stall doors
    around the exit and doesn't label the supply closet door?
    5. I own two houses. Couple more and I can convert to a hotel.
    6. Back in 8th grade, I played basketball against other schools. I
    remember making the game winning shot from half court. I also remember
    my coach almost choking my teammate on the bench because I still had 3
    seconds on the clock and no one between me and the hoop.
    7. I take pride in winning my school's spelling bee three years in a row (6th-8th grade)
    8. I do not take pride in spelling "pathetic" in french at the state spelling bee.
    9. I played an International Grand Master to a draw in chess. Yes, ladies, I am available. <3
    10. Tried making my own scrambled egg recipe but failed because French Vanilla Scrambled Eggs tastes terrible.
    11. I can do a handstand on one hand
    12. Got a 68 on a Physics test in college... but lucked out when the class average was 22...
    13. Before last year, I still owned my dress shoes and boots from 8th grade.
    14. I have a scar near my right eye, the back of my head, and recently
    one on my left arm. I like to pretend that I'm hardcore but the scar on
    my left arm is in the shape of a heart.
    15. Knows how to rig a boat and windsurf
    16. Had a kitten that had a pink diamond on its head.
    17. Didn't show up to any Calculus classes freshman year and still managed an A-.
    18. Was forced to wear a bunny suit for Halloween when I was younger.
    19. I have almost driven 100,000 miles in my life.
    20. When I first started my job, I was still transitioning from my
    college sleeping hours. I slept at an important meeting right in front
    of the client. (and the locker room of the gym at work)
    21. I went undefeated in tennis during high school... (I only played four official matches)
    22. At the tender age of 8, had learned to pick cheap locks
    23. Also around that age, I was chastised by a cop for 'breaking' into my own house.
    24. I was the second shortest kid in grammar school. I was beaten up by
    the shortest kid... who really resembled gollum at the time (Don't tell
    him!)

    25. Stop! Hammertime

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